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iamonlyamaid:

By Becky Bratu, msnbc.com

A 37-year-old father of two drowned Saturday in the pond at a Des Plaines, Ill., area apartment complex following an altercation with a swan, local reports say.

Anthony Hensley, who worked for a company that uses swans and dogs to keep geese away, was in a kayak as he checked on the community’s swans. When one of the swans swam toward him, the kayak flipped over and he fell out, according to the Chicago Sun-Times

“His kayak wasn’t upside down, but it was, like, upwards,” witness Daniel Gamanov told CBS Chicago. “You could see the tip of it.”

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9gag:

Drug cat

9gag:

Drug cat

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nevver:

Damsels in distress

nevver:

Damsels in distress

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mothballs:

oooowah:



seriously. how did she even get them on?
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mothballs:

oooowah:

seriously. how did she even get them on?

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Oh, Keifer. high-res photo

Oh, Keifer.

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Bas Jan Ader, 1970
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Bas Jan Ader, 1970

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suitep:

“This was my Christening, June 1971. I’m the baby obviously, my Godmother is holding me, my parents are next to her. Their hideous outfits aren’t the “awkward” part of this photo. In the background, my grandmother is pulling my sister’s hair while my brother is recovering from a smack he got in the face! All of this right on the front steps of a church.” (submitted by Debbie)
This sounds about right.
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suitep:

“This was my Christening, June 1971. I’m the baby obviously, my Godmother is holding me, my parents are next to her. Their hideous outfits aren’t the “awkward” part of this photo. In the background, my grandmother is pulling my sister’s hair while my brother is recovering from a smack he got in the face! All of this right on the front steps of a church.” (submitted by Debbie)

This sounds about right.

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mothballs:

jokeinajokeshop:

oh

crying

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geeksquadgangbang:

John Waters on his favorite scary bars in Baltimore

geeksquadgangbang:

John Waters on his favorite scary bars in Baltimore

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rocketboom:

Swimming lessons
Via

rocketboom:

Swimming lessons

Via

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9gag:

I bet he’s American

9gag:

I bet he’s American

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